Jorance Chan (Jackie, his Hollywood nickname) is multi-talented. I've been saying it for years. He's not just the stereotypical, ass-beating, Chinese buddy movie co-star we've come to adore in movies like Rush Hour and Shanghai Noon. Jorance also makes a mean cup of jo. I ordered a cup from Jackie Chan's Cafe at the Beijing Airport. It woke me up like a roundhouse kick to the jugular, the likes of which only Jorance could deliver to a miscellaneous Chinese bad guy in a warehouse. Well, that bad guy was my early morning fatigue, and that cup of coffee performed all its own stunts, let me tell you.

If you don't believe in Jorance Chan's versatility, look no further than at the wall of his cafe, adorned with his many faces hanging crookedly. (Is he trying to get work from this display?) He's everything from CEO with a smile, to cause-you-a-world-of-pain with a smile. Even better, he'll leave room for cream.