Monday, August 25, 2008

Dear loyal FM readers,

I'm sure all three of you will be devastated to learn that FM will be vacationing in the Yunnan Province from August 26th to September 3rd as part of my post-Olympic cool down / PCP rehabilitation. The circus has left town and so must I.

During my hiatus, however, some very prominent authors have promised to contribute; Mickle Jickens, Lawrence Knightengale, and Senior Tropicano, to name a few.

In one week, I will return to Beijing with a smörgåsbord of Paralympics jokes and a buffet of venereal diseases.

Fart,
Bawrence Lird

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