Friday, August 15, 2008

Shawn Johnson may be an Olympic medalist, but she isn't tall enough to ride roller coasters. She is startlingly small. Good news for her though, that despite being washed up at 17, she'll be employed on St. Patrick's day every year for the rest of her life.

That seat is as overcrowded by Meredith's ass as Beijing is with tourists.




2 Comments:

Blogger GreenGrayson said...

D, I am a faithful reader of your blog and love everything you write, but I have to say that I think this post crosses the line. Even if you choose to disregard her brilliant performance and the fact that she just won a silver medal (for goodness sakes!), you should respect that she is underage and doesn't deserve to have such nasty things written about her, even in jest. This post isn't funny; it's mean-spirited.

Like Shawn, you're also representing our country. I think you're above this Perez Hilton-style of (there's no word for it; it certainly isn't journalism).

Your faithful reader and seester,

Jenny

10:39 AM  
Blogger Barry Lird said...

I maintain, silver medals are for leprechauns.

11:19 AM  

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