C Glaze sent me an article about a man who posed as a police officer in the "age verification unit" as an excuse to obtain free porn from adult book stores in Longmont, Colorado.

This genius reminds me of Allen Heckard, the beautiful mind (and apparently face) who sued Michael Jordan for defamation, permanent injury, and emotional pain and suffering, claiming he looked like MJ and had been mistaken for him every day for 15 years. Heckard also sued Nike founded, Phil Knight, for making Jordan such a distinguishable figure. He filed the suit himself for a reasonable $832 million.

Just how bad was it for Heckard?

“Even when I go to the gym I'm being accused of playing ball like him (Jordan)," he said.

I'm going to sue Denzel Washington using the legal precedent set by Allen Heckard. But, rather than filing suit through a court of law, I'm going to show up at Denzel's door claiming I'm from the "lookalike defamation bureau" demanding cash on the spot... and his entire porn collection.