(BEIJING, August 17) -- The IOC announced its new official Olympic unit of measurement today, the Shawn Johnson. Therefore, Jamaica's Usain Bolt is no longer the men's 100 meter champion, rather the men's 874,000 Shawn Johnson champion.
The IOC claimed it felt the need to immortalize the American gymnast's name and silver medal victory in Olympic lore as a sympathy to the harsh criticism she's endured from circumscribed bloggers worldwide.
The IOC claimed it felt the need to immortalize the American gymnast's name and silver medal victory in Olympic lore as a sympathy to the harsh criticism she's endured from circumscribed bloggers worldwide.
posted by Barry Lird at
7:44 PM
1 Comments:
OMG! I give up.
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