Spring break Italy. I was shocked to see the MTV crew on Capri. The summary of my trip is simple; order one of everything on the menu, and one of everything on the menu to go.
More Italy to come. Stay glued to the Fear Monger and he will serve you up a Neapolitan specialty: A knuckle sandwich.
Also, if anyone has any movie ideas involving a man who switches identities with a kid, or an animal, or a proper noun, and in doing so realizes how his prioritizing work over a loved one is wrong and in the process all the things he used to care about like his luxury car, his priceless Dorito collection, and his argyle socks are destroyed and that happiness was right in front of him the entire time and his transformation helped him realize this and if he could only re-transform into what he used to be, retaining his new qualities and outlook on life then he would live happily ever after, but sadly he can't and is forced to poison himself by deepfrying and eating his own pinky toe, let me know.
More Italy to come. Stay glued to the Fear Monger and he will serve you up a Neapolitan specialty: A knuckle sandwich.
Also, if anyone has any movie ideas involving a man who switches identities with a kid, or an animal, or a proper noun, and in doing so realizes how his prioritizing work over a loved one is wrong and in the process all the things he used to care about like his luxury car, his priceless Dorito collection, and his argyle socks are destroyed and that happiness was right in front of him the entire time and his transformation helped him realize this and if he could only re-transform into what he used to be, retaining his new qualities and outlook on life then he would live happily ever after, but sadly he can't and is forced to poison himself by deepfrying and eating his own pinky toe, let me know.
posted by Barry Lird at
5:11 PM
2 Comments:
I'll take a knuckle sandwich. And one to go.
GREETINGS IN THE NAME OF THE LORD I AM MRS ERICA LUNA .
A WIDOW TO LATE JOHN LUNA . I AM 56 YEARSOLD, I AM NOW A NEW
CHRISTAINCONVERT, SUFFERING FROM LONG TIME CANCER OF THE BREAST, FROM ALL
INDICATION MY CONDITIONS IS REALLY DETERIORATING AND IT IS QUITE OBVIOUS THAT
I WONT LIVE MORE THAN SIX MONTHS, ACCORDING TO MY DOCTORS, THIS IS BECAUSE THE
CANER STAGE HAS GOTTEN TO A VERY BAD STAGE.
MY LATE HUSBAND KILLED DURING THE U.S. RAID AGAINST TERRORISM AFGHANISTAN,AND
DURING THE PERIOD OF OUR MARRIAGE WE COULDNT PRODUCE ANY CHILD. MY LATE
HUSBAND WAS VERY WEALTHY AND AFTER HIS DEATH, I INHERITED ALL HIS BUSINESS AND
WEALTH. THE DOCTORS HAS ADVISED ME THAT I MAY NOT LIVEFOR MORE THAN SIX
MONTHS, SO I NOW DECIDED TO DEVIDE THE PART OF THIS WEALTH, TO CONTRIBUTE TO
THE DEVELOPMENT OF THE CHURCH IN AFRICA, AMERICA ASIA,AND EUROPE.
I PRAYED OVER IT. I AM WILLING TO DONATE THE SUM OF $5,000.000.00 MD U.S
DOLLARS, TO THE LESS PRIVILEGED. PLEASE I WANT YOU TO NOTE THAT FUND ISLYING
IN A BANK IN SWISS AND UPON MY INSTRUCTION, MY ATTORNEY, WHO PRESENTLY IS IN
AFRICADISTRIBUTING RELIEF MATERIALS , WILL FILE IN AN APPLICATION FOR THE
TRANSFER OF THE MONEY IN YOUR NAME.
LASTLY, I HONESTLY PRAY THAT THIS MONEY WHEN TRANSFERRED! WILL BE SURE FOR THE
SAID PURPOSE, BECAUSE I HAVE COME TO FIND OUT THAT WEALTH ACQUISITION WITHOUT
CHRIST IS VANITY. MAY THE GRACE OF OUR LORD JESUS THE LOVE OF GOD AND THE
FELLOWSHIP OF GOD BE WITH YOU AND YOUR FAMILY.
I AWAIT URGENT REPLY.
MRS ERICA LUNA
This idea sounds like an exaggeration of a recent Adam Sandler movie. What was it called again?...Oh ya, "Bowel Grindings".
-Will Balton
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