Arriv Superbowl. The plan? A 3 hour prayer service at my apartment, at which a lamb, a baby sea otter, and Bash will be sacrificed. I know what you are all thinking, but its called "being a part of something bigger than yourself." Look it up!

I am preparing potato sacks filled with doorknobs for a loss. Oddly enough, I am preparing the same for a victory. I guess I could use the loss sacks as victory sacks. But what will I do with all these doorknobs? I can't just go around and put them back on all those doors...

Anyone need doorknobs?
DML